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- book-text-demonomicon1 = How To Summon a Demon
- - by J.G. Wizgerald
- 1. todo finish writing demon summoning guide
- book-text-demonomicon2 = How To Summon a Lemon
- - by J.G. Wizgerald
- 1. todo finish writing lemon summoning guide
- 2. WAit. Typo. Oh shit. Sorry guys
- book-text-demonomicon3 = Cool Demon Names I Found
- - by Ms. Mossrock
- Abraxas
- Nephilim
- Baal
- Leviathan
- Gary
- Moloch
- Scylla
- Phenex
- book-text-chemistry-insane = IGOR CHEMISTRY GUIDE TO CHEMISTRY
- TITLE: GUIDE TO CHEMISTRY
- ABSTRACT: GUIDE TO CHEMISTRY
- SECTION: WISE WORDS OF IGOR CHEMISTRY
- MY NUMBER ONE TIP. IS TO ALWAYS HAVE FUN. YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN IT'LL ALL END.
- SO JUST KEEP AT IT!!
- MY NUMBER TWO TIP. I JUST CAN'T STOP FUCKING GRINDING UP JUMPSUITS. MY "COLLEAGUES" (agents) KEEP YELLING AT ME
- TO STOP AND THAT 'itll come out of our paychecks' BUT THE STUFF IS SO GOOD. I'M LIKE AN INTERIOR DECORATION GENIUS.
- SAXOPHONES AND BATTERIES TAKE MY MIND OFF OF IT BUT I'M ALWAYS BACK TO THE JUMPSUITS. HOO WEE.
- MY NUMBER THREE TIP. THANK YOU FOR READING!! IGOR CHEMISTRY
- CONCLUSION: IGOR CHEMISTRY
- book-text-botanics = ** Applications of Botanical Specimens Found In Nanotrasen Territories **
- Many plants, when ground, yield useful chemicals. S. (spessmens) papaver and S. aloe vera
- are known for their basic healing properties.
- S. lucidum, or lingzhi, is known for its potent ability to save those near death from toxins. Eating too much
- is known to cause adverse effects.
- S. amanita, a powerfully poisonous specimen (Rest In Peace Sir Alacaster), and S. galactica, a
- seemingly ordinary antitoxin, appear to have some sort of relation to eachother.
- Some research is being done on combinations of the medicinal plants discussed, and they may prove fruitful.
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- - penned by James Alacaster and Golzuk Amaranth
- book-text-gnome = All Hail Our Gnome King
- He who is the grand cartographer who placed our kind into the world of the Island!
- He who loves those with the largest of Hats!
- Struck down by the evildoers who cannot appreciate our kind!
- Our revenge will be dealt in full! He will Rise once more! hee Hoo!
- book-text-fishing = When I grow up, I want to be one of the harvesters of the space sea!
- I think before my days are done I want to catch the fabled space fish!
- I'm like a little rat sailing the seas of cheese! The bastards come to end me but I am as sly as a cat and as lucky as they come!
- Press the <L BUMPER> and <R TRIGGER> to activate the fishing minigame.
- - Sgt. John Baker Aclopoly
- book-text-detective = CHAPTER 1: SMALL ADVENTURES IN A BIG STATION
- This station is filled with crime and grime...
- I was shooting hoops down on Bagel when I heard a cry and a laser shot. I walked under the table nearby to hide, but there wasn't a second shot.
- Outside, the engineerin chief got blasted by two Syndies hooked up with some fierce contraband. There wasn't enough of him for an open casket funeral.
- Things always go wild here.. I'll never look at clowns the same.
- The question is.. Who did it?
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