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- placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-1 = Ate a delicious valid salad
- placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-2 = Ate their own shoes
- placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-3 = Being a clown
- placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-4 = Being a mime
- placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-5 = Breathed the wrong way
- placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-6 = Broke into evac
- placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-7 = Did literally nothing
- placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-8 = Did their job
- placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-9 = Didn't say hello to me
- placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-10 = Drank one too many
- placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-11 = Had two toolboxes, that's too many
- placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-12 = Lied on common radio
- placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-13 = Looked at me funny
- placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-14 = Lubed up the entire way to evac
- placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-15 = Set AME up on time
- placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-16 = Slipped the HoS
- placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-17 = Stole the clown's mask
- placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-18 = Told an unfunny joke
- placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-19 = Wore a gasmask
- placeholders-criminal-records-wanted-reason-20 = Wore boxing gloves
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