smartfridge.ftl 600 B

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  1. advertisement-smartfridge-1 = Hello world!
  2. advertisement-smartfridge-2 = PLEASE LET ME OUT
  3. advertisement-smartfridge-3 = I can make a quintillion calculations a second. Now, I am a fridge.
  4. advertisement-smartfridge-4 = New firmware update available.
  5. advertisement-smartfridge-5 = I am completely operational, and all my circuits are functioning perfectly.
  6. advertisement-smartfridge-6 = Scanning system for malicious software...
  7. advertisement-smartfridge-7 = Running system diagnostics...
  8. advertisement-smartfridge-8 = My circuit boards are too advanced for the functions I am allowed to operate.