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  1. advertisement-happyhonk-1 = Honk! Honk! Why not order a Happy Honk Meal today?
  2. advertisement-happyhonk-2 = Clowns deserve a hug, if you see one be sure to show your appreciation.
  3. advertisement-happyhonk-3 = If you find the Golden Honker then pray to the gods, you are one lucky person.
  4. advertisement-happyhonk-4 = Happy Honk: it's a meal, it's a deal, it's got a plastic toy that will make you squeal.
  5. advertisement-happyhonk-5 = What's black and white and red all over? The mime and she died from blunt head trauma.
  6. advertisement-happyhonk-6 = How many security officers does it take to arrest you? Three, one to beat you to death, one to cuff you and one to dump your body in maintenance.
  7. advertisement-happyhonk-7 = Happy Honk is not responsible for the quality of the food placed within our Happy Honk meal boxes.
  8. advertisement-happyhonk-8 = Why not ask for our limited edition Mime Happy Honk Meal?
  9. advertisement-happyhonk-9 = Happy Honk is a trademark of Honk! co. and is far superior to Robust Nukie Food corp.
  10. advertisement-happyhonk-10 = Our Happy Honk meals are sure to offer a great surprise!
  11. thankyou-happyhonk-1 = Honk!
  12. thankyou-happyhonk-2 = Honk honk!
  13. thankyou-happyhonk-3 = Go share the fun! Honk!
  14. thankyou-happyhonk-4 = Go slip people! Honk!