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- advertisement-discount-1 = Discount Dan, he's the man!
- advertisement-discount-2 = There ain't nothing better in this world than a bite of mystery.
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- thankyou-discount-1 = Thanks for usi-*BZZT
- thankyou-discount-2 = Remember: no refunds!
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- thankyou-discount-5 = Please don't sue us!
- thankyou-discount-6 = We swear it looked like that when we stocked it!
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