advertisement-smartfridge-1 = Hello world!
advertisement-smartfridge-2 = PLEASE LET ME OUT
advertisement-smartfridge-3 = I can make a quintillion calculations a second. Now, I am a fridge.
advertisement-smartfridge-4 = New firmware update available.
advertisement-smartfridge-5 = I am completely operational, and all my circuits are functioning perfectly.
advertisement-smartfridge-6 = Scanning system for malicious software...
advertisement-smartfridge-7 = Running system diagnostics...
advertisement-smartfridge-8 = My circuit boards are too advanced for the functions I am allowed to operate.