descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-1 = The end is near... and it's all your fault.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-2 = We know what you did.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-3 = Beware.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-4 = Don't look back.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-5 = Never trust a person in squeaky shoes.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-6 = Never trust a person in red uniform.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-7 = Never trust a person in green uniform.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-8 = Never trust a person in blue uniform.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-9 = Never trust a person in yellow uniform.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-10 = Never trust a person in black uniform.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-11 = Never trust a person without uniform.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-12 = Always trust a person in squeaky shoes.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-13 = The clown knows that you know that he knows. Beware.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-14 = Beware of the silent man in the silent maintenance tunnels.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-15 = Be careful in dark maintenance tunnels.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-16 = A surprise awaits you in the maintenance tunnels.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-17 = You will be pleasantly surprised in the dormitory.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-18 = You will be pleasantly surprised in the cafeteria.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-19 = You will be pleasantly surprised in arrivals.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-20 = You will be pleasantly surprised in the church.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-21 = You will be pleasantly surprised in the tool storage.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-22 = There is an impostor among us.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-23 = A fun adventure awaits you in the maintenance tunnels.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-24 = CentComm is proud of you!
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-25 = The head of your deparment is proud of you!
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-26 = Ian is proud of you!
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-27 = Do it for Ian!
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-28 = Always carry an emergency box.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-29 = Red spy is in the base.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-30 = In the coming minutes, your cherished desire will come true.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-31 = Take a quick look in the mirror!
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-32 = Don't look in the mirror today!
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-33 = Friendship will come to you soon.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-34 = A grey man in a gas mask will come to you soon.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-35 = Whoever gets this note will receive a chocolate bar.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-36 = Milk is good for your bones.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-37 = Shout "Hurray!" and get insulated gloves.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-38 = Hug your captain and you will receive a gift.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-39 = A dubious friend may be an enemy in red camouflage.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-40 = A faithful colleague is a strong defense.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-41 = A friend asks only for your time, not your crowbar.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-42 = Your life doesn't get better by chance, it gets better by doing your job properly.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-43 = Boo!
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-44 = The real treasure is the friends you made along the shift.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-45 = Allan please add details
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-46 = You are the greatest person who ever lived!
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-47 = NanoTrasen is forcing me to make fortunes for these cookies, please help!
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-48 = Buy Mr. Chang's today!
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-49 = You love Mr. Chang!
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-50 = Don't buy Discount Dan. Buy Mr. Chang!
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-51 = Don't buy Getmore Chocolate. Buy Mr. Chang!
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-52 = What’s hidden in a maintenance locker?
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-53 = All your hard work will soon pay off.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-54 = Don’t just think, act!
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-55 = An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-56 = Don't drink and set up singulo.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-57 = Stare into the singulo, and the singulo stares back at you.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-58 = Every good and perfect gift is from CentComm.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-59 = There’s no such thing as Space Station 13.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-60 = There is a time for caution, but not for fear.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-61 = The smart thing to do is to begin trusting your intuitions.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-62 = Time is precious, but insulated gloves are more precious than time.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-63 = Fortune is a giver and a taker. Do it.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-64 = Fortune and flowers do not last forever. Do it.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-65 = Do it. Just do it.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-66 = When life gives you lemons instead of oranges, make lemonade.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-67 = By opening this cookie you’ve set a terrible chain of events in motion, good job.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-68 = Get back to work!
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-69 = Cookie.print() not found
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-70 = THERE IS NO CLONER ON THIS STATION
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-71 = Putting suit sensors on max is always a good idea.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-72 = Syndicate is hiring. Contact us.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-73 = The person next to you is up to something. You know what you have to do.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-74 = Did you know? Monkeys are not what they seem.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-75 = Did you know that half of salvage specialists go missing on the job?
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-76 = Also try out sashimi with galaxythystle sauce!
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-77 = Did you know that 70% of Nanotrasen applicants go missing within the first years of their contract? The more you know!!
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-78 = This shift you are going to do a very robust move in front of everyone.
descriptions-cookie-fortune-dataset-79 = Robustness is not just about how good you are, but how good of a person you are.