book-text-demonomicon1 = How To Summon a Demon - by J.G. Wizgerald 1. todo finish writing demon summoning guide book-text-demonomicon2 = How To Summon a Lemon - by J.G. Wizgerald 1. todo finish writing lemon summoning guide 2. WAit. Typo. Oh shit. Sorry guys book-text-demonomicon3 = Cool Demon Names I Found - by Ms. Mossrock Abraxas Nephilim Baal Leviathan Gary Moloch Scylla Phenex book-text-chemistry-insane = IGOR CHEMISTRY GUIDE TO CHEMISTRY TITLE: GUIDE TO CHEMISTRY ABSTRACT: GUIDE TO CHEMISTRY SECTION: WISE WORDS OF IGOR CHEMISTRY MY NUMBER ONE TIP. IS TO ALWAYS HAVE FUN. YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN IT'LL ALL END. SO JUST KEEP AT IT!! MY NUMBER TWO TIP. I JUST CAN'T STOP FUCKING GRINDING UP JUMPSUITS. MY "COLLEAGUES" (agents) KEEP YELLING AT ME TO STOP AND THAT 'itll come out of our paychecks' BUT THE STUFF IS SO GOOD. I'M LIKE AN INTERIOR DECORATION GENIUS. SAXOPHONES AND BATTERIES TAKE MY MIND OFF OF IT BUT I'M ALWAYS BACK TO THE JUMPSUITS. HOO WEE. MY NUMBER THREE TIP. THANK YOU FOR READING!! IGOR CHEMISTRY CONCLUSION: IGOR CHEMISTRY book-text-botanics = ** Applications of Botanical Specimens Found In Nanotrasen Territories ** Many plants, when ground, yield useful chemicals. S. (spessmens) papaver and S. aloe vera are known for their basic healing properties. S. lucidum, or lingzhi, is known for its potent ability to save those near death from toxins. Eating too much is known to cause adverse effects. S. amanita, a powerfully poisonous specimen (Rest In Peace Sir Alacaster), and S. galactica, a seemingly ordinary antitoxin, appear to have some sort of relation to eachother. Some research is being done on combinations of the medicinal plants discussed, and they may prove fruitful. ---- - penned by James Alacaster and Golzuk Amaranth book-text-gnome = All Hail Our Gnome King He who is the grand cartographer who placed our kind into the world of the Island! He who loves those with the largest of Hats! Struck down by the evildoers who cannot appreciate our kind! Our revenge will be dealt in full! He will Rise once more! hee Hoo! book-text-fishing = When I grow up, I want to be one of the harvesters of the space sea! I think before my days are done I want to catch the fabled space fish! I'm like a little rat sailing the seas of cheese! The bastards come to end me but I am as sly as a cat and as lucky as they come! Press the and to activate the fishing minigame. - Sgt. John Baker Aclopoly book-text-detective = CHAPTER 1: SMALL ADVENTURES IN A BIG STATION This station is filled with crime and grime... I was shooting hoops down on Bagel when I heard a cry and a laser shot. I walked under the table nearby to hide, but there wasn't a second shot. Outside, the engineerin chief got blasted by two Syndies hooked up with some fierce contraband. There wasn't enough of him for an open casket funeral. Things always go wild here.. I'll never look at clowns the same. The question is.. Who did it?