advertisement-smite-1 = SMITE! Ban your thirst!
advertisement-smite-2 = An eldritch blast of lemon and lime!
advertisement-smite-3 = Over 1 million drinks sold!
advertisement-smite-4 = SMITE! Roll 2d8 for FLAVOR.
advertisement-smite-5 = SMITE! Let's get that paperwork done!
advertisement-smite-6 = The janitor has it in for you!
advertisement-smite-7 = SMITE! It won't get you hammered.
advertisement-smite-8 = It's lemon-lime time!
thankyou-smite-1 = Smite makes right!
thankyou-smite-2 = You DEFINITELY wanted lemon-lime!
thankyou-smite-3 = The office won't know what hit them.
thankyou-smite-4 = Banish your thirst.