advertisement-secdrobe-1 = Beat perps in style!
advertisement-secdrobe-2 = It's red so you can't see the blood!
advertisement-secdrobe-3 = You have the right to be fashionable!
advertisement-secdrobe-4 = Now you can be the fashion police you always wanted to be!
advertisement-secdrobe-5 = The best shade of red, TOTALLY not, like, the same shade as what Syndicates use!