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advertisement-condiment-2 = Child-safe utensils. Forks, spoons, and knives that won't cut a thing.
advertisement-condiment-3 = Corn oil!
advertisement-condiment-4 = Sweeten up your day with Astrotame! Eight out of ten doctors agree, it probably won't cause cancer.
advertisement-condiment-5 = Hot Sauce! Barbecue Sauce! Cold Sauce! Ketchup! Soy Sauce! Horseradish Sauce! We got all the sauce!
advertisement-condiment-6 = Make sure to put ketchup and mustard on your burgers! The chefs often forget.