advertisement-medibot-1 = What kind of medbay is this? Everyone's dropping like dead flies.
advertisement-medibot-2 = I knew it, I should've been a plastic surgeon.
advertisement-medibot-3 = There's always a catch, and I'm the best there is.
advertisement-medibot-4 = An apple a day keeps me away.
advertisement-medibot-5 = I'm different!
advertisement-medibot-6 = Fuck you.
advertisement-medibot-7 = Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
advertisement-medibot-8 = I... I've never lost a patient before. Not today, I mean.
advertisement-medibot-9 = Lexorin in.
advertisement-medibot-10 = Have a great day!
advertisement-medibot-11 = Hopefully you won't need to come back!
advertisement-medibot-12 = Remember to brush your teeth.
advertisement-medibot-13 = I wish I had hands.
advertisement-medibot-14 = I'm here to help!
advertisement-medibot-15 = Ask a doctor for a lollipop!
advertisement-medibot-16 = Feel better soon!
advertisement-medibot-17 = An apple a day keeps the doctor away!